Today in, "Things About Wimbledon Square That Annoy Me"

INTERACTIVE 3D FLOORPLANS!
This is why I have gained 5 pounds this year.

I know I have to stop ragging on Wimbledon Square, but...

seriously. What's up with the weird rental amounts? $801? $632? $708?
I mean, c'mon. Yes, I understand it's a marketing gimmick and it makes you stand out on craigslist a little. But if someone at a bar asked me how much my rent was and I had to say "Oh, it's $673 per month not including utilities," then I would feel like a total douche nozzle. So congratulations, Wimbledon Square Apartments: You have finally become so annoying that you have your own actual tag/label on this stupid blog now. I'm going to slowly go through every post about you from the last 4 years and label them with "Wimbledon" so my disdain can be documented and possibly brought up in a future libel lawsuit.

Eats Shoots And Leaves

Oh, Wimbledon Square*. I just don't know what to say sometimes. Luckily, you make it easy for me:

"With the most extensive gym you'll find in any apartments here in Portland, 3 pools, hot tub and sauna, tanning beds, free wifi in our community center, basketball and tennis courts you'll save hundreds of dollars better spent somewhere else!"

WHAT THE F@*& ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, MEGAN!?!??!?1?

*Do not click on that link unless you are ready to be blown away by what sounds like the soundtrack for SimCity 2000. Actually, do click on the link. If 1981 had a website, that would be it.

Wimbledon Square

Oh, Wimbledon. You'll never be able to shake this.